Jennifer Murder

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My name game, Jennifer, was born in honor of my host sister Jennifer Miller from Cupertino, California. She's the reason you should never send your children to the USA for an exchange year, as the guilt of association is so immense. Jennifer Miller, the spoiled daughter with no siblings, is a bully. Anyone who comes into contact with Jennifer dies, is deported, or ends up in a mental institution. Jennifer and I vaulted together at Emma Garrod Farm and went to Monta Vista High School together. 

Members of her vaulting group were constantly forced to commit vulgar acts and crimes. Jennifer spent most of her time farting with various genitals during training. Her disrespectful treatment of the horses and their training time bordered on animal cruelty. Horses were generally tortured and abused at Garrod Farm. It was imperative that the entire club and Jennifer Miller be held accountable for causing so much suffering. I survived Jennifer because of my vaulting, Haniel, and Rotary status.

However, Lisa Noma, her best friend, was constantly manipulated by Jennifer. Because of Jennifer, she was sent to a boot camp for troubled teenagers and ultimately began to commit suicide. Kathy Miller, her mother, helps Jennifer with her criminal activities. She supplied us with vodka, and the guests in her house were constantly involved with gang members who used drugs and watched porn at the Millers' house. After Jennifer and Kathy nearly killed my South Korean friend Loretta Lee, who worked for Google and lost her job because of her, Jennifer's father, Doug Miller, also fled from these women. Jennifer is a cocaine junkie. With her addiction and the lies that come with it, she's endangering everyone. During my last visit to Berlin, she was completely coked up and told me I absolutely couldn't tell her boyfriend her real age. She now has three children with a loser, and he probably still doesn't know how old she really is. She's probably so involved in criminal activities that she's moved to Italy to protect herself from the mafia and drug connections.

I believe her children should be taken away from her as soon as possible. Jennifer Miller is definitely the reason I dislike America. Never send your children to the US for an exchange year; the abuse must stop.

What's your name game idea involving the name Jennifer, a horror exchange in the US, and murderers?

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IBAN: DE55 1005 0000 1065 6864 60   BIC: BELADEBEXXX Mark: Jennifer